Jun
25
2011

TFFOS: Carrie Harris -- Guest Post & Giveaway

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CARRIE HARRIS is debuting with her novel BAD TASTE IN BOYS very, very soon. Like July 15th soon. Why should you read it?
1) It has a delicious cover.
2) It's zombies with snark and what not.
3) It has a cute trailer.
4) Carrie made many, many sacrifices in the name of writing (such as the loss of a bodily part), which you can read about below. *gasp*

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MY HISTORY OF ODD JOBS

I’ll admit it—sometimes when I read author biographies, I’ll think, “No way is that all true. I cannot believe that this guy worked as a lion tamer, a reality TV assistant in charge of spray tanning, and a vampiric sparkle applicator.” Am I the only person who approaches these things with skepticism? Well, I WAS one of those people, anyway. But then I looked at my own list of past jobs…

You couldn’t come up with a better combo for a zombie writer. Like, for a while, I sold knives. I wasn’t very good at it. One time, when I was demonstrating the cutting power of cutlery, I sliced the tip off my finger. And there I am, spurting all over the cutting board, going, “Oh, it’s not that bad! And it just goes to prove how sharp these knives really are! You could dismember somebody with this thing!” For some reason, those people didn’t buy anything. I don’t understand why.

So that job accounts for my expertise in detached body parts.

And then, I coordinated autopsies. I’ll tell you one thing about working in a job like that—you get over your death related heebie-jeebies really quick. Most people in pathology make REALLY inappropriate jokes all the time. It’s the only way to stay sane when you’re always surrounded by dead people. I’ll never forget the first time I heard my pathologist refer to the deceased as a “corpsesicle” because the cooler had been set too high. And then he did an impression of a corpsesicle. To this day, I’m still shocked.

And that job accounts for my expertise in dead things.

Then I managed a lab in which there were actually human brains in jars on the counters. NOT KIDDING. And new brains would arrive every day, and people would call me to verify receipt of specific brains, which meant that at least once a week, I would walk down the hallway, yelling, “HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BRAIN?” I think after a few weeks, it wasn’t funny anymore, but I had to keep up the tradition. So I’ve seen fresh brains and frozen brains and pickled brains and brain slices under microscopes and even presented on brains to a bunch of European guys who kept calling me Carrie Fisher by mistake. And I swear I wasn’t wearing Princess Leia buns. Not that day, anyway.

So that job accounts for my brain expertise.

my vision of Carrie in a previous life... // source unknown
 Really, when you look at that list of past jobs, I think there’s no way I could have been anything else. Zombie writing is in my blood, or at least my job history. Although if you hear about a job in vampiric sparkle application, please let me know. I’ve got my resume all ready.

Based on your job history, what kind of books should you be writing?

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Summary:  

Someone's been a very bad zombie.

Kate Grable is horrified to find out that the football coach has given the team steroids. Worse yet, the steriods are having an unexpected effect, turning hot gridiron hunks into mindless flesh-eating zombies. No one is safe--not her cute crush Aaron, not her dorky brother, Jonah . . . not even Kate! She's got to find an antidote--before her entire high school ends up eating each other. So Kate, her best girlfriend, Rocky, and Aaron stage a frantic battle to save their town  . . . and stay hormonally human.
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GIVEAWAY

Carrie has offered one signed copy of BAD TASTE IN BOYS to one lucky winner! Comments aren't required but if you have an awesome-holy-god answer for the question Carrie posed in purple, there may be an extra entry heading your way... entertainment points, you know. ;)

To enter, fill out the form below. Open internationally!

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In answer to Carrie's question, I should be writing books about sports because my older sister and I have given pitching and hitting lessons for softball players in the leagues we played in.

I probably would ahve burst into a fit of giggles if I had heard Carrie yelling about brains. :)

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One of my favorite Guest Posts to date. :)

I should be writing whatever a seventeen-year-old hostess at a small, dysfunctional restaurant would write. Maybe stories about the mob, since the place is run by a scary Italian man named Paulie and that, in my mind, screams MAFIA.

Thanks for the awesome giveaway!
I think my room mate might think I'm crazy after I laughed my head off. Well...after cringing from reading the knife story. Blood freaks me out.
Btw, I have to say the the cover is awesome and I wouldn't trust anyone else to write an amazing zombie-teen novel.

According to my job history (waitress, tutor, and cashier), I should be writing contemp. lit. or some crappy boring books, but I'm hoping when I find my perfect career, it will be something more like Carrie's.
A self-help book on how to kill your boss and get away with it. - I've had some real stinkers.
Great interview! This is definitely one the best guest posts ever C:
Hmm...based on my job history, I should be writing medical dramas. I somehow keep landing jobs at clinics, even though I have no intention of entering the medical field!

Thanks for the giveaway!
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Kathleen Brown · 718 weeks ago

Well I guess according to my job history I should be writing about either dance or children.... I don't write about either...
I would write a book about bands and shows and life backstage because I work at a concert agency :)
Well.......WOW!!! I haven't an awesome-holy-god answer for the question Carrie posed. My job history is not that interesting unfortunately. sigh
Thank you for posting and for making the giveaway international! :D
About CRAZY people!! I work in touristic sector and I have always many anecdotes to tell...Bizarre things that people ask...At first, I thought the strange one was me, but with the time I realized it's they!!

Thanks for the giveaway!!
One with crazy people that handles explosives and animals while painting to a tune while wearing fashionable clothes. Hm... I think that covers it. I may have missed a couple... lol
Yikes. I've never actually had a job so I'll go with volunteer experience. A book about environmentally conscious seniors who do ballet and participate in walk-a-thons? Haha, nice. Thanks for the great interview!
-Hmmm, since I've never really had a job, I don't really know! But my little not-a-job-but-a-hobby job would probably be playing sports. So I should be writing about mainly volleyball! Well, I could definitely do that! I would love to write about what I do everyday! It'd be so fun and excited! :D
Corpsesicle! I cannot stop laughing, that is hysterical! Awesome guest post and this book looks so great! If I were to write a book based on my past job experiences, it would probably be something like the nanny diaries - evil, slave-driving boss, crazy kids, misadventures. Can't say I was sad when I gave it all up to become a full-time writer! lol
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Natasha Areena · 718 weeks ago

I'm still a student and never had a job. But as student, I should be writing about Teacher Behaviour. hahah
I'm still studying in school with zero job experience (lucky me LOL!). This means I probably should write books dealing with 1) That hottie you saw in the corridor with those smouldering eyes, 2) Mortifying, humiliating and totally embarrassing situations teenaged girls often go through, and 3) Legendary tiffs between teens and their parents, involving alot of screaming, tons of whining, and heaps of sulking. In short, I should write books on teens, haha.

My book's probably going to be epic, if you ask me! :D
This question backfired on me, because NOW I WANT TO READ ALL THESE BOOKS! AND YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN THEM. *sobs* *is melodramatic* *sparkles*

(I know the sparkles didn't really fit there, but I think sparkles make everything better.)

Thanks so much for having me here and for all the snarftastic comments!
Wow. I'm kind of stunned with all the cool jobs Carrie has had! I don't know which is more interesting--coordinating autopsies or being surrounded by jars with brains in them o_o

As for her question.... I could write a book about NOT having any jobs because I haven't had any at this point :/ My mom made me focus primarily on schoolwork for all of junior high & high school and I even lucked out by NOT having a job for my first two years of college.... but now I'm desperately searching for a job. So far I've applied to two libraries, a puppy store, a bakery (how I wished to be hired there! they give you FREE BREAD!), barnes & noble (I applied twice--and nada!), borders (once...they never called me), Stop N' Shop, and yesterday I applied for a job at an auto aid store. The guys there looked startled that a girl asked for a job---but oh well! Money's money, lol. I even tried applying to work at the post office but that didn't pan out... and I THOUGHT about applying as a linguist for the FBI but that was a long shot. XD
Data entry....holy crap...that's scary. Going postal means something totally new!
I could definitely write a book about demons - I've been a babysitter (and yeah, I'm pretty sure I took care of the spawn of satan), worked at a magazine covering the high dollar world of horse shows (and those who sold their soul to the devil to win) and a bookseller, which is where someone once asked me if we carried the book "The Devil Eats Panda." Makes sense, right? Who else but the devil would make a meal of those cute little black and white bears.
Based on my previous jobs i should be writing books about retail *yawn* haha
Well I work at a bookstore so maybe a book like "How to Read Literature like a Professor" but it'd be "How to Sell Books like a Bookseller" Yeah I dunno, sounds BORING! lol
I promise to share with school & UK Book Tours if I am lucky enought to win it THANK YOU
Based on my job experience I would be writing some legal thing about real estate! (I'm a real estate attorney.) Maybe I could make it a mystery.
Based on my job experience I would need to write books on candles or childrens books :) My first job I sold candles and then for the next 10 years I worked in childcare

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